Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.

Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.

Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.

Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.

Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.

Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spread kitty litter all over house, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Leave fur on owners clothes hiss at vacuum cleaner. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Throwup on your pillow poop in litter box, scratch the walls.